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“You put on so much weight… it looks good on you!” I was attending a friend’s engagement party, and as her mother squeezed my plump cheeks (yes, she really did), I silently wondered if being fat meant that I needed reassurance or that I will only look “good” when someone else was happy.

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I still, to this day, hope the photographer gets the shot and won’t realize that I’m really just some fat guy pretending.

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When Estée Lauder sent me a tube of their Lab Series Ab Sculpting Gel to try, I figured what harm could it do? So I took some pictures – and posted them on Facebook. Here’s a link to the article in the New York Times

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When a producer for The Maury Show contacted me — on Facebook — asking if I knew I had a secret crush, I did what anyone else would do, I looked through her pictures.

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Ten years ago, if someone told me I would be on a hit television show, playing a bad guy who roughs up the star, I would ask for my money back.

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Learn how to maintain your love of good food while exploring new, practical ways to get fit. From nutrition to the gym, you’ll discover 50 ways to lose weight and change your life

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My first role on television — ever — was the head of the Mala Noche and it was for CSI: Miami. Duane Clark (director), asked me to have a seat at the head of the table.

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